*ring ring*
Mum- Hello Suman? Can you come over tomorrow to shave baby's head?
Suman- Is she still on that?
Mum- Yeah.
Suman- Can you stop her?
Mum- Nope.
Suman- You'll have to be present... I'm not getting blamed for this.
Mum- Fine.
* * *
*ring ring*
VC- Wassup?
Me- Oh, nothing much. I just shaved my head.
VC- Shut up.
Me- Yup. I'm bald.
VC- Shut up!
Me- No really.
*lots of laughter in the background*
.....
....
...
..
.
* still laughing*
and so on and so forth.... ad infinitum.
* * *
*ring ring*
Bubble- Hi!
Me- Hi!!! Are you busy? I want to meet you.
Bubble- Um, I'm at work.
Me- When can I meet you?
Bubble- Eris, you sound weird.
Me- I'm Bald.
Bubble- ----
Me- BUbble? did you hear me?
.................
Bubble?
Hello?
* * *
*ring ring*
Person- Hello, is this Eris?
Me- Yup!
Person- This is Sheetal from Merul.
Me- ookaay?
Sheetal- You visited the Santacruz branch of Birdy's recently?
Me- Yup.
Sheetal- You filled out a form?
Me- oh! Is this about the suggestion thing?.... Coz I meant what I said. You really cannot expect people to want to eat in a place with pink and green walls.
Sheetal- ........... Madam, you've been chosen as the lucky winner in our sweepstakes.
Me- ok.
Sheetal- You will get a voucher worth Rs.1000 which will enable you to order any of our cakes, snacks and drinks at all Birdy's outlets.
Me- Niiiiice.
Sheetal- Yes ma'am. The voucher will be delivered to you soon.
Me- That's nice. Now about those pink and green walls. Really, false wood panelling is bad enough but green?? ........... Hello? Hello? .........
* * *
*ring ring*
Me- Hello?
Fuzz- YOU DID WHAT???
Me- -----
Fuzz- YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD???
Me- Hello? I seem to have become deaf in one ear. hello?
Fuzz- YOU'RE BALD???
Me- Yes honey, that's what happens when you shave your head.
Fuzz- YOu're bald??
Me- Yup.
Fuzz- You're bald??
......... ad nauseum.
Mum- Hello Suman? Can you come over tomorrow to shave baby's head?
Suman- Is she still on that?
Mum- Yeah.
Suman- Can you stop her?
Mum- Nope.
Suman- You'll have to be present... I'm not getting blamed for this.
Mum- Fine.
* * *
*ring ring*
VC- Wassup?
Me- Oh, nothing much. I just shaved my head.
VC- Shut up.
Me- Yup. I'm bald.
VC- Shut up!
Me- No really.
*lots of laughter in the background*
.....
....
...
..
.
* still laughing*
and so on and so forth.... ad infinitum.
* * *
*ring ring*
Bubble- Hi!
Me- Hi!!! Are you busy? I want to meet you.
Bubble- Um, I'm at work.
Me- When can I meet you?
Bubble- Eris, you sound weird.
Me- I'm Bald.
Bubble- ----
Me- BUbble? did you hear me?
.................
Bubble?
Hello?
* * *
*ring ring*
Person- Hello, is this Eris?
Me- Yup!
Person- This is Sheetal from Merul.
Me- ookaay?
Sheetal- You visited the Santacruz branch of Birdy's recently?
Me- Yup.
Sheetal- You filled out a form?
Me- oh! Is this about the suggestion thing?.... Coz I meant what I said. You really cannot expect people to want to eat in a place with pink and green walls.
Sheetal- ........... Madam, you've been chosen as the lucky winner in our sweepstakes.
Me- ok.
Sheetal- You will get a voucher worth Rs.1000 which will enable you to order any of our cakes, snacks and drinks at all Birdy's outlets.
Me- Niiiiice.
Sheetal- Yes ma'am. The voucher will be delivered to you soon.
Me- That's nice. Now about those pink and green walls. Really, false wood panelling is bad enough but green?? ........... Hello? Hello? .........
* * *
*ring ring*
Me- Hello?
Fuzz- YOU DID WHAT???
Me- -----
Fuzz- YOU SHAVED YOUR HEAD???
Me- Hello? I seem to have become deaf in one ear. hello?
Fuzz- YOU'RE BALD???
Me- Yes honey, that's what happens when you shave your head.
Fuzz- YOu're bald??
Me- Yup.
Fuzz- You're bald??
......... ad nauseum.
posted by Eris | 10:26 AM
9 Comments:
You're BALD?
Cool!
Oh god, you're BALD?
Joy!
What's the betting that most of the comments for this post will be variations of "You're bald?"
Why exactly are you bald in the first place? You could try a mehndi tattoo on your head.
tpf- yup
pan- yup
lei- no sucker bets thanx. oooh i thought of the mehndi thing! my mum said she'd throw me out of the house.
as for the baldness... do i really need a reason?
Bummer.
Dont try the mehndi thing??ur head ne way looks like a butt it wud look like a tattooed butt if u put mehndi on it.and ur not bald u have velcro like hair already..
Ur BALD????
U have no hair on ur head?????
can i take a few more pics????
guano- i wasnt planning on it.
fuzz- as you very well know, yes.
bubble- kiss my arse.
so that means i can take more pics. cool
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