A (Satur)Day in My Life
0700 hrs: Cellphone alarm rings... fish for phone under pillow... switch off in sleepy haze.
0701 hrs: Radio switches on... ignore and roll over.
0900 hrs: Radio switches off automatically. Wake up.
0915 hrs: Sit up on bed.
0930 hrs: Get off bed and perform morning ablutions.
0940 hrs: Switch on computer and make toast.
0945 hrs: Eat toast.
1000 hrs: Check emails, send emails, look up bus timetables, check out Eris' slashfic hyperlinks, watch music videos, reread 'Pride and Prejudice' and basically do sweet bugger all.
1300 hrs: Have lunch (preferably cheese toastie, although a tuna sandwich will do). Change out of pyjamas.
1330 hrs: Take a walk to town.
1345 hrs: Buy boring stuff like food. And then... faff around in Primark... the mother of all cutprice designer clothing stores. Cogitate over the pros and cons of thongs, mascara, ballet shoes and jersey dresses that barely cover your ovaries. Buy nothing if you can help it.
1515 hrs: On a whim try and find out where the library is.
1545 hrs: No sign of library. Finds Cardiff Castle instead. Never realised it was so big. Head back home. Take clever shortcut through shopping mall to high street (while silently gloating over your impeccable sense of direction).
1615 hrs: Lost in shopping mall. Realise that shopping mall is in fact Shopping Mall A which connects with a new Shopping Mall B at some point. Finally find your way out. The exit is the furthest away from your destination (the high street ofcourse).
1645 hrs: Unwisely go back into shopping mall to find another exit. Somehow end up on first floor of mall B. Thoughts running through mind - "I sure as hell hope I don't meet anyone I know because I might just scream because I'm hungry and the bags are heavy and my feet hurt and I'm tired and ohdeargodKILLMENOW!!!".
1700 hrs: Finally gives up and follows group of old ladies who luckily are heading towards the high street. Shopping is highly overrated.
1730 hrs: Reach home and collapse on bed for awhile. Put away groceries, kick up heels and listen to Limp Bizkit's 'Behind Blue Eyes'. Maybe Eris isn't so batty after all for liking Limp Bizkit.
1800 hrs: Shower, trim fingernails, paint toenails and all that jazz.
1900 hrs: Cook dinner.
1930 hrs: Eat dinner.
2015 hrs: Wash and wipe dishes and tidy room. Talk to mum and answer a multitude of questions about whether I'm keeping myself well fed.
2100 hrs: Faff around on the internet some more.
2300 hrs: Collapse on bed, curl up under duvet and go out like a light.
0701 hrs: Radio switches on... ignore and roll over.
0900 hrs: Radio switches off automatically. Wake up.
0915 hrs: Sit up on bed.
0930 hrs: Get off bed and perform morning ablutions.
0940 hrs: Switch on computer and make toast.
0945 hrs: Eat toast.
1000 hrs: Check emails, send emails, look up bus timetables, check out Eris' slashfic hyperlinks, watch music videos, reread 'Pride and Prejudice' and basically do sweet bugger all.
1300 hrs: Have lunch (preferably cheese toastie, although a tuna sandwich will do). Change out of pyjamas.
1330 hrs: Take a walk to town.
1345 hrs: Buy boring stuff like food. And then... faff around in Primark... the mother of all cutprice designer clothing stores. Cogitate over the pros and cons of thongs, mascara, ballet shoes and jersey dresses that barely cover your ovaries. Buy nothing if you can help it.
1515 hrs: On a whim try and find out where the library is.
1545 hrs: No sign of library. Finds Cardiff Castle instead. Never realised it was so big. Head back home. Take clever shortcut through shopping mall to high street (while silently gloating over your impeccable sense of direction).
1615 hrs: Lost in shopping mall. Realise that shopping mall is in fact Shopping Mall A which connects with a new Shopping Mall B at some point. Finally find your way out. The exit is the furthest away from your destination (the high street ofcourse).
1645 hrs: Unwisely go back into shopping mall to find another exit. Somehow end up on first floor of mall B. Thoughts running through mind - "I sure as hell hope I don't meet anyone I know because I might just scream because I'm hungry and the bags are heavy and my feet hurt and I'm tired and ohdeargodKILLMENOW!!!".
1700 hrs: Finally gives up and follows group of old ladies who luckily are heading towards the high street. Shopping is highly overrated.
1730 hrs: Reach home and collapse on bed for awhile. Put away groceries, kick up heels and listen to Limp Bizkit's 'Behind Blue Eyes'. Maybe Eris isn't so batty after all for liking Limp Bizkit.
1800 hrs: Shower, trim fingernails, paint toenails and all that jazz.
1900 hrs: Cook dinner.
1930 hrs: Eat dinner.
2015 hrs: Wash and wipe dishes and tidy room. Talk to mum and answer a multitude of questions about whether I'm keeping myself well fed.
2100 hrs: Faff around on the internet some more.
2300 hrs: Collapse on bed, curl up under duvet and go out like a light.
posted by Leilani | 2:55 PM
13 Comments:
Ok...I actually dont know wat 2 say but ok nothing intresting happened 2 u while shopping though...so fairly a very ordinary day
18:40 hrs check mail and find new comment from guano. no you may not change the name.
18:41 hrs publish comment and check blog for new post.
18:42 hrs read post and start laughing.
18:50 still laughing.
sweet bugger all indeed. i hate you , just so you know. im smack dab in the middle of my bloody exams and you're stalking old ladies.
so i guess this busy schedule of yours is what kept you from posting so long hmmm?
and guano just because you routinely get thrown out of shops doesnt mean other people must do too. you tell him lei!
oooooh and i highly recommend home sweet home by limp bizkit. its brilliant. guano of course hates it coz he has awful taste in music.
w8 a sec I just realised u said Cardiff castle??Cardiff as in capital of Wales....Glamorgan Cricket club,Cardiff ??oh... cool..
I heard d castle holds the summer ball and concerts...and an accquaintance told me they hold a Mardi Gras (@#$% It took freakishly long 2 write gras as the G key was not working)but I am not 2 sure abt it...can i use dufus as my name instead??I swear I wont change dufus
Dear guano... the whole point of this post was to rub in Eris' face the fact that I actually do have the option of doing sweet bugger all on Saturdays.
By the way... you get routinely thrown out of shops? In some twisted way, I envy you. It would come in handy whenever my mum drags me grocery shopping.
Eris... I wasn't stalking the old ladies. I merely followed the same route at a distance of about 10 feet. I promise I left them alone once I reached the high street. And I'm sorry I dissed you about Limp Bizkit in school. Not that you can blame me much. Any band which has a lake of sausages pictured on the front of an album is questionable.
No, you are not changing your name. give up.
Oh..Ok so u wrote this just 2 tell her u have something 2 do I understand completely (not really but who cares)
And I dont get thrown out routinely it just happened a couple of times.....nah I think 3-4 times..ummm......max 5 times may be but not more than 5 but that was like way back like 2 years ago now days ppl dont even check my bag even though there is a bomb threat...they checked eris and her friends bag at this shopping mall and I walked straight in and they didnt even stop me ...and no eris I didnt flirt wid d guard....Its dat I look decent now compared 2 college days..and dats saying something......
And how come u didnt like Limp Bizkit I mean its every1 knows his songs and I do like home sweet home only if u hear it 4 d bloody 30 times in a day u kinda get bored its not as good as "Hot dog" man I cud listen 2 dat netime..and "Crack Addict".
And Eris if I remember properly u hated Home Sweet Home I made u listen 2 it properly (3-4 time) and then u liked it and made me listen 2 it till I was bored of it(10-15 time)
But 'guano' is much more... innovative. Seriously.
You're right about Cardiff Castle, by the way. How the hell do you know so much about it anyway? I hadn't even heard of Cardiff till I started looking up university websites.
hey they dont check your bag coz they think they'll find something dead in there.
and i know you didnt flirt with the guard. he didnt jump off the building, did he?
hey lei dont listen to him, ive always loved home sweet home, he's just talking rubbish.
No u didnt u hated it when u heard it on tv and were cursing Limp Bizkit 4 spoiling bittersweet symphony and then I made u listen 2 it.I know u wont accept it but atleast I know wats true..
and I know abt d Castle coz I read abt it once in school but dat was only the history part like it was built by romans and then destroyed and then some1 else built it again something like dat..(I read loads of G.K books 4 tp in school...yes yes I know Geek alert and stuff haha very funny)
But I know abt d concerts coz they were showing it once on tv and d host was saying stuff abt d upcoming ball so dats y I know
see i was gonna be nice and not tell ppl you were a little freak in school but then you had to go and out yourself. tsk. imagine doing nothing but read when you're in school. tsk and double tsk. you should have been social like i was.
oh i forgot. lei i forgive you for dissing me in school about the bizkit. if only coz you folded my bedsheets.
and how can you not love the sausages????
i mean, chocolate starfish and the hotdog flavoured water?
dont tell me you can't see what that's about.
what's not to love?????
Eris, I honestly can't see what it's about. Call me naive. Feel free to explain, though.
Guano. Its a girl thing. Don't try to understand it. I barely understand it myself.
lol
ok seriously? i cannot explain that to you on my blog. lol. i'll email you later.
and why on earth wouldnt guano understand girl things???
lol sorry guano, but you had to have seen that one coming.
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