And now for a saturday in the life of Eris...
05:15hrs- First alarm goes off. I set it so I could get up early and study for the day's exam
(having wasted the entire day before on a little premature end-of-exams celebration with monty
and lion. Their parents were out of town, can you blame us?). Anyway i grope around for the damn
thing and shut it off. Balls if you think I'm getting up at the first alarm.
06:10hrs- Finally get up after a severly annoyed call from my mum. This is after two more alarms
went off to a loud round of cursing of course.
06:25hrs- Am dressed and open my books to study over breakfast. Still full from yestersay's
binging so decide to skip breakfast. Go without tea in the morning for what is probably the first
time in years.
06:30hrs- Abandon books to watch a rerun of friends. Seriously, at exam time, I tend to find
wall-watching fascinating.
07:00hrs- Switch the T.V off and study or watch Seinfeld? Oh right! I saw the same episode last
night.Silly me. It's a good episode, I should see it again.
07:30hrs- I finally leave the house and I swear my mum's over there thanking everything she can
think of.
08:30hrs- Exam starts.
09:15hrs- I've finished. Am I that clever? Not really, It's not difficult to finish a paper quickly when you have nothing to write.Oh don't think I'm awful. The TYs actually asked the teacher if their's was the right paper. They couldn't find anything familiar in it. Gee, I wonder how they did?Anyway, there's more than an hour left and I have to meet my friends after so I can't leave. So, I decide to write down answers that I actually know in the spaces I left for the questions I didn't know the answers to. For example, I didn't know the applications of Object Oriented Programs (OOPs) so I wrote down the advanages of it instead. I'll get no marks for that buthey it was something to do.
09:45hrs- OK. Finished that. Now what? So I go back to the start of the paper and start underlining everything.
10:15hrs- I can't take it anymore and there's barely any place left on my paper so I leave.
10:30hrs- The last of my friends are done. We make plans to go to Lonavala after the Pracs next
week and then I have to leave.
10:40hrs- I'm at the bus stop. Teacher's called some animator friend of her's to col to give us
an all day seminar and I have to get there by 11:30.
10:50hrs- Still at the bus stop.
11:15hrs- Where the fuck is the bus????????
11:25hrs- I've had enough and take the first bus going anywhere near college and take a rick from
there.
11:50hrs- I finally get to col and the guy's checking out some of guano's stuff and giving him
tips. Crap! Riiiiiiiight......... the stuff we were supposed to bring.... about that.....
12:00hrs- Start looking for some of my old models to show him. Everyone else is like oh show that
face you made.. no not this one.... nah, i remember you modified this.... no, not this one....
12:10hrs- Still looking. Thing is we're kinda paranoid. We save our changes every two minutes and
we keep making back up files every time we do something particularly good. Like if I'm modelling
a face and I finally get the nose right, I'll save the file and make modifications from there on
in a new file. The problem is when I 'save as' I don't bother thinking up a new name so I just
add a couple of alphabets to the existing name so I end up with files called s ss sss beard
beard1 beard2 beardp3 and stuff. You can see how it's difficult for me to find any one file.
12:15hrs- Finally found something worth showing and he said it was good. Yay!!!!!! He gave us
a couple of good suggestions though.
13:30hrs- We break for lunch. Guano's mum made biryani so yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00hrs- we're back.
14:15hrs- He's back and wants to know if we practiced any of the stuff he showed us. yeah right.
17:15hrs- We finally stop and teacher and the dude leave. Ugh, by this time I'm giggling like I'm
high. Thing is when I get tired I find everything absolutely hilarious and I'd just spent the
entire week getting by on 4 hours of sleep a day and my exams just got over so you can imagine
how out of it I was by then.
17:30hrs- Guano, Horse's ass, Purple freak and I are at Gokul eating ice cream. Did you know that
licking a lollipop in public gets you stared at quite a bit?
18:30hrs- I'm finally home.
20:15hrs- My dad goes out and gets me some of my favourite vegetable pulao from that place I
love.
22:00hrs- I'm dead to the world.
Is this the end of it? Can our brave heroine finally get some well-deserved rest? Will her dreams
of a Sunday morning swim followed by a yummy lunch and afternoon napping come true?
You think?
Bloody fricking getting up late, damn waxing session, have to go for mass, stupid practical exams
next week
...... extended bout of grumbling continues.....
Sigh. I love my life. I'm not being sarcastic. I really do love my life.
Doesn't stop me from wanting to kill faff-a-lot Lei though.
(having wasted the entire day before on a little premature end-of-exams celebration with monty
and lion. Their parents were out of town, can you blame us?). Anyway i grope around for the damn
thing and shut it off. Balls if you think I'm getting up at the first alarm.
06:10hrs- Finally get up after a severly annoyed call from my mum. This is after two more alarms
went off to a loud round of cursing of course.
06:25hrs- Am dressed and open my books to study over breakfast. Still full from yestersay's
binging so decide to skip breakfast. Go without tea in the morning for what is probably the first
time in years.
06:30hrs- Abandon books to watch a rerun of friends. Seriously, at exam time, I tend to find
wall-watching fascinating.
07:00hrs- Switch the T.V off and study or watch Seinfeld? Oh right! I saw the same episode last
night.Silly me. It's a good episode, I should see it again.
07:30hrs- I finally leave the house and I swear my mum's over there thanking everything she can
think of.
08:30hrs- Exam starts.
09:15hrs- I've finished. Am I that clever? Not really, It's not difficult to finish a paper quickly when you have nothing to write.Oh don't think I'm awful. The TYs actually asked the teacher if their's was the right paper. They couldn't find anything familiar in it. Gee, I wonder how they did?Anyway, there's more than an hour left and I have to meet my friends after so I can't leave. So, I decide to write down answers that I actually know in the spaces I left for the questions I didn't know the answers to. For example, I didn't know the applications of Object Oriented Programs (OOPs) so I wrote down the advanages of it instead. I'll get no marks for that buthey it was something to do.
09:45hrs- OK. Finished that. Now what? So I go back to the start of the paper and start underlining everything.
10:15hrs- I can't take it anymore and there's barely any place left on my paper so I leave.
10:30hrs- The last of my friends are done. We make plans to go to Lonavala after the Pracs next
week and then I have to leave.
10:40hrs- I'm at the bus stop. Teacher's called some animator friend of her's to col to give us
an all day seminar and I have to get there by 11:30.
10:50hrs- Still at the bus stop.
11:15hrs- Where the fuck is the bus????????
11:25hrs- I've had enough and take the first bus going anywhere near college and take a rick from
there.
11:50hrs- I finally get to col and the guy's checking out some of guano's stuff and giving him
tips. Crap! Riiiiiiiight......... the stuff we were supposed to bring.... about that.....
12:00hrs- Start looking for some of my old models to show him. Everyone else is like oh show that
face you made.. no not this one.... nah, i remember you modified this.... no, not this one....
12:10hrs- Still looking. Thing is we're kinda paranoid. We save our changes every two minutes and
we keep making back up files every time we do something particularly good. Like if I'm modelling
a face and I finally get the nose right, I'll save the file and make modifications from there on
in a new file. The problem is when I 'save as' I don't bother thinking up a new name so I just
add a couple of alphabets to the existing name so I end up with files called s ss sss beard
beard1 beard2 beardp3 and stuff. You can see how it's difficult for me to find any one file.
12:15hrs- Finally found something worth showing and he said it was good. Yay!!!!!! He gave us
a couple of good suggestions though.
13:30hrs- We break for lunch. Guano's mum made biryani so yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14:00hrs- we're back.
14:15hrs- He's back and wants to know if we practiced any of the stuff he showed us. yeah right.
17:15hrs- We finally stop and teacher and the dude leave. Ugh, by this time I'm giggling like I'm
high. Thing is when I get tired I find everything absolutely hilarious and I'd just spent the
entire week getting by on 4 hours of sleep a day and my exams just got over so you can imagine
how out of it I was by then.
17:30hrs- Guano, Horse's ass, Purple freak and I are at Gokul eating ice cream. Did you know that
licking a lollipop in public gets you stared at quite a bit?
18:30hrs- I'm finally home.
20:15hrs- My dad goes out and gets me some of my favourite vegetable pulao from that place I
love.
22:00hrs- I'm dead to the world.
Is this the end of it? Can our brave heroine finally get some well-deserved rest? Will her dreams
of a Sunday morning swim followed by a yummy lunch and afternoon napping come true?
You think?
Bloody fricking getting up late, damn waxing session, have to go for mass, stupid practical exams
next week
...... extended bout of grumbling continues.....
Sigh. I love my life. I'm not being sarcastic. I really do love my life.
Doesn't stop me from wanting to kill faff-a-lot Lei though.
posted by Eris | 11:55 PM
23 Comments:
Mphmphmphahahahahaha!!!!!
You don't really want me dead. You love me too much. Besides, who else is going to be the voice of reason and be utterly 'innocent' at the worst of times?
You're going to Lonavla? Try the Peanut Crush Chikki (free samples, ofcourse). It's fab.
I wasn't aware of the fact that licking a lollipop could help you make a spectacle of yourself. In fact, I'm trying to figure out how you presumably managed to make such a simple act look scandalous.
I feel for you about the BEST bus fiasco. Kiki and I used to catch the 225 from the bus stop opposite the school sometimes. In the space of an hour, more often than not, two 225 buses would pass by, but on the wrong side of the road.
Please do send the email on. I can't wait to read about the imagery that a lake of sausages (with chocolate covered starfish)provides.
U going 2 Lonavala?? Y ??Its kinda boring there....ok its boring 4 me...oh..if u go there dont forget chocolate Fudge oh... no no dont eat dat sorry I forgot ur detoxifying. :p And there is nothing u just left in 45 mins in ur college exam I wanted 2 leave with in 1 hr in my boards only they wudnt let me out of d room...So I decide 2 draw a nice scenery on d answer paper wid colour pencils...
And u werent getting stared at 4 licking a lollipop it Horse's ass.D way Horse's Ass (do u have 2 use dat name?? we can come up wid something worst)licks a lollipop or eats ice-cream...but lack of brain does dat.. may be..
Well (I am going 2 get killed or atleast maimed 4 this) u always grumble U always some how have a problem wid something or the other if u didnt have a problem u wud kind of make up 1 just 2 grumble abt..(I thinking maiming is out of d question.)
Oh.. lei she doesnt make it scandalous H.A does...u shud see her once eating ice-cream or lollipops forget dat... just see her eating once.Thank God none of my friends(by friends I mean ppl I know I never got d concept of friends) have ever seen her I wud be always introducing ppl 2 her....been trying 2 get Eris's bro to meet her or rather d other way round...will be kinda fun 2 have a phsyco like her in Eris's house.Eris and H.A will be watching henny 2gether mostly...Sad ppl...
oh..and Eris I found 2 perfect books 4 u and me.
lei- actually the lonavla plans are cancelled. 3 of us are sick right now so it wouldn't be too much fun.
i hate chikki by the way. ugh. my mum went to pune last week and got loads... i haven't touched the lot.
guano- yeah the detox thing is out the window. you can stop laughing now.
btw. were you high when you wrote the comment? i'm sorry i meant, were you STILL high when you wrote the comment. that made very little sense.
and the ppl in front of you were staring at horse's ass, i was facing the road, i know what i saw. and what they saw.lol.
you really have a thing for HA don't you?
awwwww. just get over it and ask her out already.
I wasnt high may be I dont remember...
And No I dont have anything 4 her...
And how did u know I wud laugh at d detox thing...come on I know u u cudnt detox 4 a whole month a week may be 2 is kinda unreal but maybe but a month noway...
oh.. I go 2 lonavala get u fudge ur mom goes I get nothing ...not fair...so now u buy me a book ok not a book but the book
i dont care if you bought me fudge, i am not buying you a book full of lesbian stories. it's just not happening.
ahem, a book full of lesbian stories? This conversation has just got very interesting!
You don't say. I find myself morbidly curious.
Well u can stay curious..coz d book sucked...and not in a good way...(sorry Eris had 2 use dat 1).
Waking up at 5.15? HOW? HOOOOOWWWW?
So did Eris buy you the book then?
And in what other way could a book possibly suck? Call me clueless.
No I decided not 2 buy d book as it was more gross than interesting there was stuff in there I never wanted 2 imagine..and this is me talking and I can gross eris out which is kinda cool.It didnt contain nething *ahem* "interesting"
Its was just wat happened after they did it not how??y??just d consequences and how society reacts.Kinda boring and Eris trust me u wudnt like it.It was written badly
before anyone freaks out about the idea of guano buying me a book of lesbian stories, i just want to tell you that you're wrong. he was gonna do no such thing. the book was for him. ...... i kinda....wanted the one full of hot guy on guy stories... but apparently they weren't written well... sniff.... whatever.
lol.
actually we just wanted the books so we could say we had them.
the world knows you can get better stuff online.
and the boy seems to have a knack for being at the right place and the right time when it comes to girls making out.
right guano?
the two girls at barista.... the two outside the dorms.... what else?
pan- is it now?
tpf- you kinda have no choice when you know nothing and your teacher hates you.
lei- just let it go hon.
AWWWWWWWWW, poor baby, your teacher hates you! Why, though?
There were girls making out at Barista? How come I never saw girls making out at Barista?
Now its 3 pairs of lesbians I have seen
1st in barista girls kissing
2nd outside a Women's hostel (Friend lives there) girls kissing
3rd again at barista women - a White and a African-America..not kissing just holding hands and kinda resting in each others bossoms.
i dont know why they hate me. im perfectly lovable, aren't i?
guano- is there a reason their race was worth mentioning?
U c d chapter I read in d book contained 2 ppl of d those exact races ..so u c I was kinda grossed out at d last 1
Guano... I do wonder if you're a magnet for this sort of thing. Here in the UK people snog and make weird slurping noises (I've never asked) in the back seats of buses. And I've yet to see lesbians kissing.
Not that I would want to, mind. You seem to have been scarred sufficiently.
I think its more like a safety device girls use when they c me.Its like lets kiss each other or act lesbian so he wont talk 2 us or ask us ne-thing (Lol).and I am not scarred its just d last time was kinda freaky coz within 1/2 an hour of reading d chapter u c d same type of ppl its gross.I am ready 4 new dose of Lesbians now
That is hell of a lot of lesbians to see actually.
I've just seen lesbians kissing in the park once when I was there with my mum 4 years ago. To tell you the truth, I'm not even sure whether they were both girls or whether one of them was a guy.
lol. hey pan, lion went to goa recently and saw two lesbos skinny dipping in the pool and that trumps all!
um.. who exactly is Lion? Seriously, your nick names get me all confused.
monty and lion are my cousins. they're brothers and monty's my age while lion is 4 years younger.
try to keep up honey.
Is this blog ever going to be updated or should I remove the blog link from my sidebar? :P
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